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1. Question #1How old was Alexa when she was born?
2. Question #2How were we able to determine if Alexa was a boy or a girl?
3. Question #3How did we know to name her Alexa?

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1. How old was Alexa when she was born?
   
   First we take a look at quantum physics, relative to the time space dimension curve. Albert Einstein's theory on the time-space dimension curve was this...
   "G sub I J of t as t approaches infinity..." later Mr. Einstein then said, "G of t over G-naught"
   It then mentioned to Mr. Einstein that "I still don't see how you can incorporate the quantum principle into general relativity without adjusting the cosmological constant a lot more than you're doing here."
   To which he replied "If we increase the value as you suggest, we must face the possibility of twenty-six dimensions, instead of ten!" I mentioned that I couldn't live with that, and Mr. Einstein agreed by saying, "I certainly could not."
   Then someone thought of something.. "If this semi set was curved into the subatomic, the infinities might cancel each other out." Looking puzzled, Mr. Einstein then said, "Gruss Gott. They just might."
   What it comes down to is, when the infinities cancel each other out, you come up with the sum of ZERO SO the answer is Alexa was Zero when she was born. [Back to the top]
    
2. How were we able to determine if Alexa was a boy or a girl?
   
   This is where it becomes technical. As the time of birth approached, there were only two determinations to predict.
   First, was this actually a baby and if it was, what could the sex of this baby be.
   Upon examination of the multiple ultra sounds, placement of certain landmarks, such as a nose, mouth, legs, arms, and hands, as well as what looked like a baby yawning, it was determined that the object in the ultrasound was in fact a baby. Determining the sex of what was now confirmed as a baby was harder then that. First the Doctors had to wait until the actual birth of the baby before they could say for sure. But they cautioned us that even after that event, they could not give us a 100% positive guarantee of what sex it would be until more test were done.
   Diane and I understood that and waited for the results.
   When the big day finally came, and the baby was born, our first question was, is it a boy or a girl? The entire medical staff in the room was unable to make that determination, and decided to get some second opinion's.
   First, a highly qualified specialist was called in to determine the sex of the baby, but the specialist had to order more tests. They had to clip a bit of the baby's fingernail, take some hair and a little of the mucus that seemed to surround the baby upon birth.
   The laboratory was still unable to give a positive answer as to whether the baby was a boy or girl, so more tests were ordered. The baby was placed on a BSD Magna 2001. That's a Baby Sex Determiner, Magna model 2001. The BSD stated that there was a 50% chance that the baby was a boy, and a 50% chance the baby was a girl.
   Naturally we were taken back by the complexity of this machine, but were no closer to finally knowing if Alexa was a boy or girl.
   We had no choice but to call in a super specialist. One who was going to be able to see past all the technical mumbo jumbo and finally give us an answer. The super specialist, a four year old child, was able to determine the sex of the baby in less then 2 seconds."
   The child lifted the baby's legs apart, and to our surprise and joy determined that Alexa was indeed a GIRL!!! [Back to the top]
    
3. How did we know to name her Alexa.
   
   Once the answer to number 2 was determined, the name seemed to fit the moment!" [Back to the top]
    

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